![]() I've never quite bought that Sam Fisher, a man bearing a close resembling to a shaved bear with glowing eyes, is the greatest stealth operative ever. I have a fondness for stealth games, but I've never been into Splinter Cell as much as Thief or Hitman. Speaking as a foreigner, who the fuck would want to take over the United States? It'd be like trying to keep a giant, diseased ape in your apartment that eats money and suffers from life-threatening obesity and constant diarrhea, who viciously savages you every time you try to give it free health care. But if there's one thing that characterizes his games, it's that they always seem to be about someone trying to take over the United States. Besides being the smallest possible unit of Mutant Rat Karate Master, Splinter Cell is a series of stealth games under the Tom Clancy label, although one suspects that Tom Clancy himself had as much to do with the development of Splinter Cell: Conviction as Tom Clancy's goldfish.
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